Pwyll (pow-eek-ch) prince of Dyfed was
hunting at Glyn Cuch near his chief court at Arberth with
his hounds when he found himself alone in the forest, and
another pack of white, red-eared dogs baiting upon a stag.
He drove them off in order to bait his own pack, but the
owner turned up; Arawn, king of Annwn (The
Otherworld).
To make up, he agreed to swap places and faces with Arawn
for a year and a day, in order to kill Arawn's fairy foe
Hafgan. This they did, Pwyll virtuously keeping his hands
off Arawn's wife in bed for 366 nights until slaying Hafgan
at the ford with the single blow necessitated by Hafgan's
magic. They then met again at Glyn Cuch and resumed their
proper identities.
Arawn was impressed to find his wife still un-rogered,
and Pwyll to find his kingdom in a period of sustained
economic growth, so they remained friends and Pwyll became
known as The King Of Annwn.
Rhiannon
Another time he was on a magic mound at Arberth when he saw
a beautiful lady on a white horse that ambled slowly but
that no horseman could catch. Eventually he called to her
and she stopped and explained that she was Rhiannon daughter
of Hefeydd The Old and being forced to marry another against
her will, so they plighted each other's troth and met again
a year and a day later at Hefeydd's place to get properly
spliced.
At the wedding Pwyll got overexcited and when a mysterious
stranger asked for a boon, said "name it". He turned out
be Rhiannon's unwelcome suitor Gwawl ap
(son of) Clud, and he asked for her hand in marriage and
the feast in another year. Pwyll had screwed up and was
forced to agree, but Rhiannon had a cunning plan.
Badger-in-the-Bag
A year later Gwawl and Co turned up at Hefeydd's court,
and a reluctant Rhiannon, and during the carousal Pwyll
came
in disguised as a beggar, and asked for his bag to be filled
with food. Because of Rhiannon's magic it never became
full, until Gwawl ("a true possessor of lands etc") put
both his feet in it, at which Pwyll knotted the bag, blew
his horn
summoning his hundred men nearby, captured Gwawl's pals,
and beat up Gwawl pretending he was a badger. They extracted
sureties from him, kicked him out, finished the feast and
finally got their end away before returning to Arberth.
The Giant Claw
In the third year, to the relief of Pwyll's pals, Rhiannon
bore a son, but at night it vanished, and her six handmaidens
covered themselves by claiming she ate it. As penance she
was made to tell her story at the gate of Arberth for seven
years and carry starngers.
Meanwhile Teyrnon Twryf Liant, Lord of Gwent Is-Coed,
decided to finally learn how his prize mare's foals were
vanishing every May-eve. During his vigil he hacked off
a huge claw that came through the window, and found a boy
swaddled in silk, whom he raised as Gwri Golden-hair, and
gave him the foal.
When he was four Teyrnon saw his similarity to Pwyll
and made the connection, and returned him to his parents
who renamed him Pryderi and fostered him
out to Pendaran Dyfed.
When Pwyll died Pryderi ruled Dyfed and married Cigfa.
Branwen Daughter of Llyr
The Wedding of Branwen & Matholwch
Bendigeidfran (sometimes mistakenly called
Bran) ap Llyr was king of The Island of the Mighty (Britain),
and was one day looking out to sea from Harddlech with
his brother Manawydan and his stepbrothers
(on his mother's side) Nisien & Efnisien,
when he saw thirteen ships approaching from Southern Ireland.
Aboard was Matholwch King of Ireland, seeking
the hand of Bendigeidfran's sister Branwen.
The two hosts met at Aberffraw and Matholwch and Branwen
were wed, but the next day Efnisien mutilated Matholwch's
horses out of spite and Matholwch left in a huff. Bendigeidfran
sweetened him again with new horses and treasure, so he
stayed, and then further with with a magical cauldron able
to bring the dead back to life.
(Matholwch was once approached in Ireland by a giant
Llasar Llaes Gyfnewid bearing a cauldron on his back,
and his gianter wife Cymidei Cymeinfoll, who bore a fully
armoured warrior every six weeks. After a year they became
so unpopular that Matholwch lured the whole family into
a specially made iron house, sealed it, covered it with
charcoal and made it white-hot with bellows. Only the
giant and his wife escaped to Britain, where they gave
the cauldron to Bendigeidfran and settled peacefully.)
Matholwch returned to Ireland with Branwen where she
bore him a son Gwern, but shit-stirrers in his court nagged
him to take vengeance for his horses, by sending Branwen
to the kitchens for a regular beating (one of The Three
Unhappy Blows) and imprisoning everyone from Wales to keep
it secret.
The Assembly of Branwen & Matholwch
After three years Branwen alerted her brother via trained
starling, who left Cradawg ap Bran and seven knights (including
the young Pendaran Dyfed) in charge while he waded
off for revenge followed by his fleet (which somehow included
the mature Pryderi).
The Irish shit themselves, retreated beyond the impassable
River Llinon (Shannon or Liffey) and destroyed the bridge.
Bendigeidfran said "He who is chief, let him be a bridge",
and his armies crossed over his back. Matholwch immediately
offered the kingship of Ireland to Bendigeidfran's nephew
Gwern, but he held out for the kingship for himself.
The Irish then built a special house to contain the enormous
Bendigeidfran, and hid 200 men in bags hanging from its
pillars, but Efnisien casually crushed their skulls through
the hides. Then they made peace at the feast, but Efnisien
threw Gwern into the fire and started a war. When he saw
naked Irishmen throwing their dead comrades into the cauldron
to revive them he hid amongst the enemies' bodies, and
when he was mistakenly thrown in he burst it from within,
and his heart also.
Bendigeidfran died from a poisoned spear, but commanded
his seven survivors (Pryderi of Dyfed, Manawydan, Glifieu
ap Taran, Taliesin, Ynawg, Gruddieu ap Muriel and Heilyn)
to cut off his head and carry it round Britain for 87 years
before burying it on The White Mount over London facing
France.
When the seven returned to Britain to do the head's bidding
Branwen died of grief, and only five pregnant women were
left alive in all Ireland, so the British won by two and
a head.
They learned that meanwhile Cradawg had died of shock
at not seeing his uncle Caswallawn ap Beli (Manawydan's
cousin) slay six of the seven knights left in charge using
a mantle of invisibility, and only young Pendaran Dyfed
had escaped into the forest.
The Assembly of the Wondrous Head
They then spent seven years feasting in Harddlech being sung
to by the birds of Rhiannon, then eighty in a magic palace
in Gwales in Penfro being entertained by the talking head,
until Heilyn opened a door facing Cornwall and broke the
spell.
Then they buried the head as specified (one of The Three
Happy Concealements) to protect Britain from plague (presumably
until one of The Three Unhappy Disclosures allowed the
great plague to cross the channel in 1348).
Manawydan Ap Llyr
The Return to Dyfed
After burying the head the company of seven heroes (Pryderi, Manawydan,
Glifieu, Taliesin, Ynawg, Gruddieu and Heilyn) disbanded.
Pryderi left London and returned to his wife Cigfa in Dyfed,
where he also married off his pal Manawydan (one
of The Three Ungrasping Chieftains) to his mum Rhiannon and
gave him his own seven cantrefs there.
The Enchantment of Dyfed
After returning from a trip to Oxford to butter-up Caswallan
the four were feasting at Arberth when a Spielberg special
effect magically removed every other man, beast and dwelling
from Dyfed. They spent a couple of years living wild, then
headed for Hereford in Lloegyr (England)
to make excellent saddles, until being driven out by restrictive
practises. Then they tried shieldmaking, and finally shoemaking
before being driven back to Dyfed by enraged cobblers.
After another year there whilst out hunting one day a
huge white boar led the two blokes to a mysterious fort,
but when Pryderi entered to retrieve his dogs he got stuck
to a golden bowl hanging from iron chains attached to sky-hooks,
and Manawydan lost his bottle and returned home. After
chiding him Rhianon went looking for her son and became
trapped the same, whereupon the fort vanished with them.
After promising Cigfa no sexual harrassment Manawyden
took her to England again for another year where he cobbled,
until again being driven back to Dyfed with a burden of
wheat which he planted in three crofts.
Rodent Rampage
When he came one morning to harvest the first ripe croft
he found every ear already taken, and the same later with
the second. So he staked out the third by night and beheld
a host of mice taking the ears, and captured a slow one in
his glove which he took home to Cigfa. Although she objected
he was preparing to hang it for theft next morning when a
poor clerk wandered along (the first other human he had seen
in Dyfed in seven years) who failed to persuade or bribe
him to let it go, followed by a priest and finally a bishop.
This latter finally admitted to being Llwyd ap
Cil Coed and friend of Gwawl ap Clud (humiliated
by Pwyll two books ago), who had enchanted Dyfed to avenge
his friend, captured Pryderi (Pwyll's son) and Rhiannon (who
had spurned Gwawl) and transformed his warband and court
into mice, including his own pregnant wife whom Manawydan
had captured.
For her safe return Llwyd promised to reverse all his
enchantments, re-populate Dyfed, free Pryderi and his mum
and take no vengeance. And that was the end of that.
Math Ap Mathonwy
Pig Wars
Pryderi ap Pwyll was lord over 21 cantrefs in the South,
including the seven of Dyfed, and Math ap
Mathonwy was lord of Gwynedd in the North.
When not actually at war Math rested his feet in the lap
of a maiden called Goewin at Caer
Dathyl in Arfon, or patrolled his lands with his
nephews Gilfaethwy and Gwydion sons
of Don.
Unfortunately Gilfaethwy fancied Gowein, and with his
brother hatched a plot. They visited Pryderi disguised
as two of twelve bards and persuaded him to lend them his
magical hogs from Annwn in return for twelve horses, hounds
and shields created temporarily from Gwydion's magic. By
the time they were home in Gwynedd the spell had worn off
and Pryderi was in persuit with an army and Math was on
his way to meet him. With Math out of the way Gwydion entered
Caer Dathyl and ravished Gowein before returning for the
battle at Maenawrs Bennardd and Coed Alun, where Pryderi
was forced to retreat. He then challenged Gwydion to single
combat and was killed, and buried at Maen Tyriawg.
When Math returned home Gowein told him of her ravishment
by Gilfaethwy, and as punishment Math used his own magic
to turn Gwydion and his brother into stags, boars and wolves
of alternating opposite sexes for a year each, and thus
they spent three years in the forest mounting each other
and between them giving birth to one faun, piglet and wolf-cub,
which Math turned into humans called Bleiddwn, Hyddwn & Hychdwn
Hir. The brothers were then forgiven.
The "Birth" of Lleu Llaw Gyffes
At their suggestion Math selected as his next maiden their
sister Aranrhod daughter of Don, but she
failed his magical virginity test whilst jumping over his
wand and dropped a boy, dropping another small thing as she
ran for the door, which Gwydion hid in the chest at the foot
of his bed. The boy was named Dylan Eil Ton (Sea Son of Wave)
and was later killed by his uncle Gofannon (another of the
Three Unhappy Blows). The thing in the chest one day was
found to be another boy who then grew at double rate.
When Gwydion introduced the four-year-old to his embarassed
mum Aranrhod she cursed him to have no name but one given
by her, so Gwydion used his magic to disguise himself and
the lad as cobblers. The disguised boy was fitting his
mum with shoes at Caer Aranrhod when he slinged a passing
wren, and she remarked on his deft hand, unwittingly naming
him Lleu Llaw Gyffes (Fair Hand Deft).
Utterly pissed off, she then cursed him to never bear
arms until equipped by herself. So this time Gwydion disguised
themselves both as bards to enter her castle and created
an illusory fleet attacking them. In panic Aranrhod provided
them both with weapons, unwittingly arming her son herself.
Foiled again!
Her final curse was that Lleu should never have a wife "of
the race that is now on this earth", so Gwydion and Math
together used their magic to create a woman out of flowers,
and named her Blodeuedd. Lleu married
her and moved to Cantref Dinoding where he ruled from Mur
Castell in the uplands of Ardudwy.
The Treachery of Blodeuedd
One day when Lleu
was visiting Math at Caer Dathyl, Gronw Bebyr,
Lord of Penllyn, was hunting nearby and Blodeuedd put him
up for the night. In THAT sense. Instantly in love, they
planned to learn how to kill Lleu, so Gronw returned home
and when Lleu returned Blodeuedd wheedled it out him. He
could only be killed with a spear made over a year during
Sunday Masses, neither indoors nor outdoors, and neither
on foot nor on horseback. That is, standing with one foot
on the edge of a bath tub on a river bank and the other on
a billy-goat under a thatched vaulted frame.
Gronw secretly made the spear and Blodeuedd somehow persuaded
Lleu to give a demonstration by the River Cynfael, during
which Gronw popped up from behind Bryn Cyfergyr and speared
him through. Lleu screamed horribly and flew off as an
eagle, and Gronw took his lands.
When Math heard of all this he searched all Powys for
the transformed Lleu, finally persuing the speeding sow
of a swineherd in Maenawr Bennardd in Arfon to a valley
(now called Nantlleu) where he saw her feeding off rotting
flesh and maggots falling from a putrid eagle in a tree.
He sang it down and with his wand transformed it back into
a ravaged Lleu, whom he took home to Caer Dathyl and healed.
The Death of Gronw
They mustered Gwynedd and headed for Ardudwy to set things
right. Blodeuedd and her maidens were running backwards to
Mur Castell but fell into the lake and all drowned save she,
so Gwydion turned her into an owl as punishment. Gronw accepted
Lleu's punishment of a return spear-cast on the same river
bank, because his men refused to take it for him (they being
one of The Three Disloyal Warbands), but he was allowed to
stick a rock up his shirt. Lleu killed him outright anyway,
and the holed rock is now called Llech Ronw (Gronw's Stone)
by the Cynfael river in Ardudwy.
Lleu subdued his lands a second time and ruled them prosperously,
and later Gwynedd also. And was presumably either very
frustrated or found an alternative to women.
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